Odd Search Terms
Posted on November 3, 2007 - Filed Under Search Terms
Because I know how much we all enjoy reading these and because it’s a weekend so I don’t want to hurt my brain, here are some more strange searches that brought people to my blog.
scarey jack-in-the-box - Those things scare me too. Yikes.
healthy kids cartoons - Yeah, because we all know that sick children don’t watch them.
sick teeni - No, I feel fine. Really.
Soft Toy Mole - My “I’m the Queen of Whack-A-Mole and You’re Not” post must have led to this one.
camera carrying theme park rides - Wow. My camera only carries its own memory card.
set up another game - Now you’re talking. Only thing better than playing a fun game is playing AGAIN! 
indoor playhouse - This sounds like all-weather fun!
funny search terms - There must be tons of these - don’t know how they found their way here using those terms.
trigger finger in children - I hope this is a treatable condition - probably due to the overuse of video games though.
punky brewster pinball table - Okay - I don’t know how this ended up here.
“white chocolate & raspberry muffins” - I don’t know how this ended up here but I’d have followed it too. Yum!
what happens when men chew winterfresh - Now I’m all curious. What DOES happen?
lyrics-i`ll be thinking of you cory - I’m sorry but Cory’s not in right now. May I take a message?
“gem of a friend” - Someone was obviously looking for Opal!
When i wake up without you tomorrow poem - Even the title of this makes me sad. I don’t want to see the poem.
ooo johnny loves chachi - MY post was about Joanie loves Chachi so they obviously came to the wrong place!
dishwater stats - I do NOT consider my stats as dishwater. How insulting!
finger plays for muncha muncha muncha - Okay then.
conan o brien opal - Oh, no, no, no - he is soooo not her type! Too goofy. What do you think, Opal? LOL.
vaguetarian tea room - Okay well, this isn’t really “odd” but I love when I see that someone knows the name and is trying to find their way back!
is being short rude? - I hope not because I can’t help that.
whack you dad game - This just is so not nice!
fat cheerleader - I’m not prejudiced so it’s not my fault these are hard to find! But to be honest, I wouldn’t want to have to toss and catch one in a pyramid either! - Eeep!
my older sister beats younger sister - That’s not nice. It did make me laugh a minute though. I guess I’m evil after all.
COOL MOLE BERRY GAMES - I think they meant Mulberry Games.
problems with hogging all the bed sheets - They must have been looking for TGH!
crochet sandwich - Ooooh - neat idea! I want the pattern for that!
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Okay I just wonder why people were actually looking up some of those!!!!!!!!!!!
They should have asked about the soft toy mole because I think that is what the little stuffed animal is that has been out in the street for the past week. I’m serious.
I spit out Winterfresh gum, so that is what happens to me. Aspartame makes me ill and it is hard to find a gum aimed at adults that contains real sugar. Big Red is the only one I know of.
For the record, I do Not hog bedsheets.
Yes you do! And for those of you who don’t know (how would you?), there is a little stuffed animal out in front of our house on the street. I think it fell out of someone’s can on trash day or it belongs to the neighbor’s dog. But now it has been there almost a week cuz I’m sick of picking up stuff that isn’t ours and now it is all yucky and wet from the rain. Grrr!
Too funny! I love these kind of posts but I love your responses even more. I was giggling!
And you and TGH make me laugh
Thanks, Kami! I’m glad you got a giggle out of them. Some of them really make you wonder. LOL
Seriously what is with some of these??? The winterfresh and whack a dad one really made me laugh!! Crazy, crazy people!!
I think I actually snorted out loud at those two myself - oh yeah and the one about beating on the sister cuz one of my sisters and I don’t get along all that well.
my favorite is punky brewster pinball table! I wonder if it had something to do with your volleyball blogging?
Hmm. I don’t know. Could have been volleyblog or I did actually talk about arcade games once I think and board games too so who knows? But I guess I shouldn’t be surprised if there were a punky brewster pinball table. They’ll commercialize anything they possibly can for a buck. LOL.
Haha! I’ve been thinking about doing a post about mine, because lately they have been Cracking Me Up. Big time!!
My favourite of yours is “is being short rude?” … who would search for that?!?! What a laugh!
Oooh, you’ve got me all curious now! You definitely need to post yours Hannah! I’m sure if they crack you up that we will enjoy them too!
Teeni, those are TOO funny..
I am envious!
My search terms are usually pretty prosaic!
LOL about TGH saying that he doesn’t hog the sheets!
LOL…H does, but denies it too…
It must be a guy thing. LOL.
Funny funny shtuff there, Teeni!
I love the ones where the site’s name is in the search term .. that shows true love.
Me too, Red! Me too!
Ok, how late were you up to write something like that!
I would have to agree with you here. I knew a guy like Conan he was very cute but way too goofy for me however we were great friends. I could have kicked myself for not liking him that way because he was sooo nice but I was just not interested.
I think the post I did for your birthday flowers I called you a “gem of a friend” so it was weird that that showed up in my search terms. LOL. And yeah, Conan is cute, but I think he’d get on your nerves after a while.
Miss you buddy and hope things are going well for ya!
my fave is crochet sandwhich - that WOULD be a sweet thing to try and make.
I think I actually MAY try and make that somehow. But if you beat me to it then you need to post pics!
my poems up
It’s amazing to see the search terms that some people use - I’m constantly laughing when I see how people ended up at my blog.
I once wrote a post about a mushroom and I got a lot of searches on ‘magic mushrooms’. Sadly, most of those searchers would have been disappointed.
That’s what I think happened with my johnny loves chachi post. They were definitely looking for the wrong type of blog. LOL. Good to see you, Kate. Hope all is well with you!
These are funny and the responses even funnier.
My search terms are normal… lol Might not be a good sign though..
Thanks, Beth Ellen - glad you enjoyed them. I wonder if a lot of your search terms include the names of insects and stuff. Your idea of normal may not be everyone else’s idea! LOL