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Laughable Search Terms

Posted on December 10, 2007 - Filed Under Search Terms

Here is the latest grouping of funny search terms from my site. I get a kick out of them and hope you do too. Anyway, it’s a nice little brainless break for me so I can work on my writing assignments. ;) Hope you are all safe and warm!

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see a naked girl - Nope. I don’t. Do you?

cartoon character lose button - That’s nothing - Teeni lose mind.

what is good about being short? - Let’s see - being close to the ground when you fall so you don’t get hurt as bad, you always have someone to look up to, you don’t bang your head as often on low ceilings, etc. I could go on. There really are some good points. ;)

“my cat wont eat” - My cat WILL! Toast is a fattie!

stuffed moles - I hate to see them when they are hungry.

how long to dehydrate banana - Yeah, how long? And more importantly, why?

get out of room game with character - But sometimes when you are in a rush, you have to play the get out of room game withOUT character. Not as pretty, but just as effective.

loads of naked people in a room - HAHAHA! OMG - I just got the funniest picture in my head with this one. It made me laugh out loud. That’s all I can say about it. I know, Iknow, very mature of me. heehee. :)

green bean tea - No. Please, no. Why would anyone DO such a thing? That is just wrong.

“paige stanton” - Wow. Paige, someone was here looking for you! They must think this place is like “Cheers” or something.

what kind of meatless food vegan can eat - What kind of English sentence human can make?

fear of squash - Really, there’s nothing to be afraid of. I thought I showed you that already.

something cool for your room - Sure - my blog can be that. ;)

mother in law saw me naked - Now THAT has to be the epitome of embarassment.

people should do the things they love - Yes, they should.

sexy teeni - Thank you muchly.

tea room foods - Yum!

vote for me naked - Or wear a scarf if it’s cold - that’s okay too!

how to make soft jubes - First, we need to figure out what a jube is…

im your pretty pic - Yes, you are. You’re my pretty widdle pic. What a good widdle pretty pic you are too. Now go sit and behave.

see my naked - Yeah? See your naked WHAT? C’mon. Spit it out. Nevermind. I don’t want to see it anyway. What am I thinking?

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9 Responses to “Laughable Search Terms”

  1. Mike Goad (43 comments.) on December 10th, 2007 11:24 pm

    I just checked my search terms and I don’t have anything nearly as interesting as these. Funny search phrases nad funny comments.

    Thanks, Mike. Maybe you need to take some pictures of your naked hand! ;)

  2. Hannah (326 comments.) on December 10th, 2007 11:30 pm

    Your search terms are always so funny!! :-)
    How’s the assignment coming along? I hope you’re not stressing about it! Remember, it’s a *flexible* deadline … and I’m not worried if you don’t get it done on time! ;-)
    Hey Hannah - LOL - I didn’t get to work on my assignment today like I thought I would but hopefully will get to tomorrow so I may get to post it tomorrow night if all goes well. Right now it is Monday night here. Did you want to post yours at a certain time?

  3. Calamity (54 comments.) on December 10th, 2007 11:38 pm

    LOL I love when you post these. I always get a good laugh! ;)
    Thanks, Calamity. They really can be a hoot.

  4. Red (143 comments.) on December 11th, 2007 12:57 am

    Im not sure I want to know what a jube is ..

    Well maybe i do. I wonder if it’d work in Scrabble.

    OOoh - Scrabble! I wonder if that is up and running again. I hope so - didn’t work all weekend. Dagnabbit. Thanks for reminding me! :)

  5. iamthediva (59 comments.) on December 11th, 2007 4:32 pm

    Teeni,
    your comments are hilarious.
    this is my fave: cartoon character lose button - That’s nothing - Teeni lose mind.

    tee hee hee

    LOL. That one made me giggle when I wrote it. But thank you for the compliments. You know, I know lots of bloggers do these search term posts but I learned from the best - YOU!! Yours always made me chuckle more than anyone else’s. :)

  6. Chip Camden (18 comments.) on December 11th, 2007 6:42 pm

    My fave was

    what kind of meatless food vegan can eat - What kind of English sentence human can make?

    So easy a caveman can do it!

    LOL. You said it, Chip! It makes you wonder if it is chimpanzees typing the search terms in or something. ;)

  7. Beth Ellen (194 comments.) on December 12th, 2007 9:58 am

    These are always so funny. It is amazing the things folks search for.

    Glad you Enjoy them, Beth! I get a kick out of them myself. ;)

  8. Kami (278 comments.) on December 12th, 2007 4:43 pm

    OMG! Funny, funny funny!

    First we have to figure out what a jube is…

    What kind of English sentence human can make

    HYSTERICAL :-)
    Heehee. Thanks, Kami. I’m glad you thought they were funny too! :)

  9. iamthediva (59 comments.) on December 13th, 2007 1:08 pm

    aww, teeni, you’re too kind.

    Nuh-uh. Just being honest. :)

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