Even More Laughable Search Terms
Posted on December 18, 2007 - Filed Under Search Terms
what does one pokeno card look like - Pretty much like all the rest of the pokeno cards I would say.
Hannah Kaminsky - Hey, Hannah - people are coming here looking for you.
List of Cartoon Characters in Underwear - Well, we did play a game listing cartoon characters, but I was NOT in my underwear. I can’t speak for the rest of my readers, though. 
home snow makers - Maybe a good gift for the person who has everything?
homemade rock climbing - Wow. Homemade rocks? Who knew? I should make some too in case I run out of the ones I find in my yard.
how to vent an apple pie - C’mon, how hard can it be? I usually just slice a big old piece of pie and serve it up for myself. The empty space my missing slice leaves is plenty big enough to let the pie cool off and vent it. LOL
Get over being short - Actually it’s quite easy to get over me being short. I’m easy to jump over…cuz I’m short. Get it? Hahahaha! I know, baaaaaaad joke.
funny christmas cakes cakes - Silly search echos echos.
HOW TO MAKE REAL FLOWER CAKE - I use FLOUR, not FLOWER. I think it makes the cake rise and taste better.
you know how much you want her - Yeah, but do you know how much she COSTS?!!
gymnastics naked - Okay, you can do that, but can you do bathing while clothed?
cowgalutah meez - Hey Cowgal - someone’s got a crush on your Meez!
a round room+another name for it - Hmm, maybe they are looking for the word “rotunda,” it’s a round room or another name for a round room.
avon in the chipmunks games - I wouldn’t recommend putting Avon in your chipmunks…or Cover Girl in your squirrels. Maybe they were looking for Alvin and the Chipmunks?
my cat scares me - That’s too bad. It takes more than my cat to scare me.
some days i feel shorter in height - Wow. I usually only feel that way when someone exceptionally tall stands next to me. Otherwise I’m kinda used to it. It’s been this way a long time and it’s what I’m used to.
pretty pictures for phones - Because your phone likes to look at pretty pictures too!
stuff you need for apple pie - You know, like APPLES!
does a girl want to be naked with me - If you actually have to type this into a search engine then the answer is obviously, “NO!”
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But don’t you need a pie for the apples to be in??
LOL. Oh sure, go and get all technical on me.
heehee
Ah, so weird! Even stranger than your average nudity and underwear searches, I can’t imagine anyone actually searching for ME!
Well, silly - you are quite in demand, popular and well-liked you know! Your modesty will not change any of that.
HAHA!!! too funny - not only does a search for Hannah bring visitors to your blog, but so do some rather risqué topics as well :0D
So true, VeggieGirl! But I did title one of my posts “Want to See me Naked?” so I guess that I am reaping what I sowed. LOL
So funny … as usual! You definitely have the best search terms!
I think it’s just cuz I have the weirdest post names, now that I go back and look at them. LOL. But that’s okay. These do provide a little fun every so often.
These always kill me… the last one pretty much made me pee a little….
Oy but some people hey!
LOL. Oh my - I’m gonna have to start providing the adult diapers for my blog visitors. heehee. Thanks, Kami - I’m always glad to see when people get a chuckle.
ROFL! I loved that last one! ROFL! Oh My!
Yup - those would be the people who were disappointed to find only my naked hand in that post I did. LOL.
I agree with Calamity. That IS funny!
I’m still NOT getting any interesting search phrases.
Well, there were a couple… something about “sexy girls flikr” (with flickr misspelled) and “Thailand girls Little Rock.” Not sure how Exit78 showed up on a search for either of those.
Glad you liked it, Mike! I DO get some interesting ones. But I have noticed that a lot of them have to do with the titles of my posts so could that be how you got those?
I love the last one and being a girl I say no and why are you asking?
Don’t ask….Don’t ask! LOL.
I did a post about Jiminy Cricket and the old safety videos…you would not believe some of the crazy stuff!
I heart this one though…”avon in the chipmunks games”
Yeah, you never really know what you are going to attract. LOL. I have been getting so many weird ones lately that I could do one post like this a week, I swear. Sheesh. LOL. But I probably won’t do one again for a while. I don’t want to bore anybody!
you know how much you want her - Yeah, but do you know how much she COSTS?!!
best one EVARRRR
LOL. Thanks, Kiinu - that was one of my favorites also - heehee.
OKAY I WONT
“homemade rock climbing - Wow. Homemade rocks? Who knew? I should make some too in case I run out of the ones I find in my yard.’
I didnt know there was a such thing can this person introduce me to that?
LOL. Just use the free ones in your yard - I’m not sure you really want to meet up with some of these “searchers.”
LOL That is a fact.I would be scared to meet up with these “searchers”.they may ask me to do something weird.
Okay I must control myself now. Do you ever read these search terms and thank god that they don’t comment here?
Yeah, some of them seem too weird. But so far I’ve been very fortunate and have only had pretty nice comments. Whew! Thank goodness for that!
How to vent an apple pie .. Im sure some menfolk can figger that one out.
Geez, bad attempt at a lame joke!
LOL! Oh wow - I didn’t think of that at all - you caught me off guard, Ms. Red! Too funny, and yes, especially after that movie American Pie, huh?