Strange Search Terms
Posted on January 20, 2008 - Filed Under Search Terms
I’m still saving pretty search terms, but I still have to let some of these strange and funny ones out once in a while. Plus I don’t have much time for posting this weekend. -Eeep! Enjoy!
letting my brother see me naked - Maybe you should be getting your head examined.
wicked writing - C’mon, it’s not ALL wicked - some of it is nice!
naked teacups - That’s a new one. Well, I guess it makes no sense to buy them clothes, now does it? Plus, there are usually a whole set of them and I can see that paying for their little wardrobes is gonna set me back a bit. So I’ll stick with the nudist teacups, thank you very much.
tea rooms that welcome your dog - Yeah, who cares if the humans have allergies or anything…or the fact that restaurants in general don’t welcome dogs, but by all means tea rooms should. Right. (I love animals but really, you do need to consider your human customers who may have allergies.)
pictures of a penny proud room - I don’t even really know what the heck this means so it is hard to have a response for.
i post naked - That is more information than we need to know, but, um, thank you?
find me rupert the bear animation gifs - Not until you say the magic word. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
how to see a person naked - Is there another way than with your eyes?
mother catches me naked - You’re just lucky it was your mom - if it had been me, I’d have THROWN you naked.
English terminology laughable - Um, your grammar isn’t so great either, Einstein!
no meat mushroom sloppy joes - Make up your mind, will you?
i want to see your mother naked - Well you just hold that thought, and your breath, FOREVER!
slimy squash - Ewww! No thank you!
martian and dogs game - Hmmm. That could be interesting.
funny low fat happy birthday - I want one of these too!
im dreaming of a chocolate christmas rev - Not sure what a rev is but if it is chocolate it must be good, right?
cartoon character - which is brain - Blog term searcher - which is NOT brain
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LOL some of those are great LOve them
just that i would never use that in my search engine 
I’m glad to hear that!
That naked finger post is getting a lot of mileage!! LOL
I agree with Kaylee, I would never use those phrases in a search engine … some people are very odd!!!!
Yes, people seem to like things naked - even teacups! Imagine that! LOL. Yes, people are odd and so are their search terms. But it does make for some funny posts so at least we get some laughs out of it. I always have to look for that silver lining, you know.
Every time you post one of these, I check my search terms to see if there is anything as humorous as those you get, but usually don’t find any. However, today, there is:
“what is meant by the phrase give me a break”
Geez…. Give… me.. a.. BREAK!
I guess it must be someone whose native language is not English, but that’s the best I could find.
Oooh - that is a good one. It makes me wonder if they ever got an answer. Might have to make that into a contest - who can find the origin of the phrase? LOL.
BTW, in case they search again. Everyone knows Brain is the shorter, smart mouse with the fat head and Pinky is the taller, stupid mouse. Narf.
LOL. Sorry honey, I don’t know if everyone knows all their cartoon characters as well as you do. Although we did come up with quite an awesome list for the cartoon character name game.
Ha! As always too funny!
Hi Kami!
Hey! I found you through a friend you found though a friend…:) Try saying that three times really fast.
I had to comment on these, I’m always amazed at terms people search! I actually have a new one that baffles me: ‘middle of great toe throbs’ Mmmm okay. lol
Hi Sleepyjane! Welcome to the Vaguetarian Tea Room. Yes, some search terms really do puzzle me. “Middle of great toe throbs?” Really? ROFL - that one deserves a post of it’s own! Too funny!
Sometimes they make me so curious I have to see which post they lead to at my site - did you check yours?
Check out my blog, because I have given you an “excellent” award!
**blushes** You are too kind! But I’m not complaining so no, you can’t have it back!
Man oh man! These are grrreat!
You must get lots of strange ones over at your place too, now that I think of it. Gonna post some, sometime?
Yup, I sho’ do! I will definitely compile a list and post ‘em.
Hey, do you see Ms. Kiinu (niece 2) regularly? Was gonna throw her something in this box I have for ya ..
Nuts! I just saw her today!!! I usually end up seeing her at least once every other month or so. Wish it could be more! So I’ll leave it up to you as to whether you want to drop it in or send directly. Cuz ya know… if it’s like…..a hamster or something….we probably don’t want to let it sit too long without food in a box or anything.
Did you at some point go on a tear of writing “naked” posts? ‘Cause that seems to be quite the motif…LOL
LOL. You would think so! I only did one post asking if anyone wanted to see me naked. I admit it was a ploy for traffic to help me make a decision about something but it worked better than I thought. LOL
Wow!! So many naked thoughts!! lol
Great post, these are always great to read.
Thanks, Melsie - glad you enjoyed them! I may edit out the naked ones next time unless they are extremely interesting! LOL
LOL teeni! I am impressed at the hilarity of yours..I may post a few of mine for fun, but I am sure they aren’t of the same calibre.
It sure makes you wonder about people when you see the phrases, doesn’t it!!!
Glad you liked them, Merri. Yes, they certainly make you wonder. Some things we are better off not knowing though. LOL. At least they make a fun post if nothing else.
I never have funny search terms…
You have to do wacky posts like I do in order to get them. Not for the squeamish though. LOL. There are terms that show up that I don’t reproduce on my posts you know.
Pretty funny stuff. I especially liked ‘English terminology laughable’ and ’slimy squash’.
love the commentary.
Thanks Amuirin, and welcome to the Vaguetarian Tea Room! I do seem to get some interesting search terms here. Can’t help wanting to share them with my fellow bloggers. They do make you wonder, don’t they?