Another Batch of Odd Search Terms and an Update
Posted on March 17, 2008 - Filed Under Search Terms
I stole this typing test thing from my friend the Diva. Paige and FourLeaf Clover also did it. I originally got an 87 but felt that was sub par. I used to work in a word processing department for a couple of years so all I did all day was type so I really SHOULD be fast. That on top of two years of typing class in high school made me want to come back and give it another try. So here is my new score but I still got five words wrong. I may go trim my long fingernails and try it again later. If I do, I’ll let you know. I felt like I should post this though so that nobody suspects me of making up my score. And dang WordPress won’t let me use the code to display the picture correctly so I did a screen shot of it instead. But there are only so few things that I do really well so I have to blow my own horn about my typing speed and you know, Whack-a-Mole. 
Okay, back to the regular post. Oh, one more thing - the least I can do for shaming poor Slyde with my score, is give him proper credit since it is he whom the Diva stole this from in the first place! Thanks, Slyde!
Have you been thinking it’s been a little quiet over at the Tea Room lately? I have too! But have no fear - it is simply because work is being done on getting my blog hosted. It is being imported and worked on so I have slowed down on the posts to make it a smoother process. I may have to delay the memes, awards, and Live Poet’s Society posts I’ve been meaning to do for a little longer. But I’ll still be poking around! And will keep you updated. Here are some of my latest odd and pretty search terms. Enjoy!
little kid tied to ferris wheel - I laughed at this. I know - it makes me seem like some kind of evil sicko but it is funny if you think of it in a cartoon kind of way.
plant a baby shower tree - If only it were so easy to plan a baby shower (or any other kind of shower, for that matter)!
meez for 9 year olds+8 - So, wouldn’t that be a meez for 17-year-olds? What was so hard about that?
why don’t women participate in tea rooms - Well, they DO participate! They certainly do at THIS tea room, anyway! And I’m glad they do!
lady gowns - These are much prettier than the “gentleman gowns,” I’m sure.
lacto meter - Heh - this isn’t as bad as I thought it was. I had to look it up though.
wachusett bike ride wedding - Well, you can if you really want to, but don’t get your train caught in the training wheels.
i post nacked - Nacked? Really? Is “nacked” a new fangled term for “high on drugs” or something? I don’t get it. Come back when you’re not nacked anymore.
10 things men shouldn’t do in front of a - In front of a what? And I bet there are probably more than 10 things they shouldn’t be doing in front of whatever it is.
boys that scratch butt & smell it - This is just disgusting and I don’t know why someone would want to search on it. P.U.!
anesthesiologist weak stomach - I would hope that most anesthesiologists have strong stomachs!
volleyblog - Wow! Someone actually searched for volleyblog!
o happy day chords - LOL. This one just makes me snicker.
Here are more of the search terms that make me all warm and fuzzy inside:
big smiling sun
cakes cakes and more cakes
cheerleader
baby shower plant love
Terms for Pretty
teddy bear walks
precious gifts for friend
pennies plants
lovely smile of baby(cartoon)
apple mountain skiing
cool writing assignments
frilly wedding dress
pretty orchid
frilly gowns
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hee hee, nacked! I might be a little nacked right now but it’s not from illegal substances….. just a little tired is all.
Good luck with the hosting, can’t wait to see the new site!
Hey Kami - I know that “nacked” feeling!
I’m thinking you need to write a good fart or poop posts to get the really weird search terms. How about farting unicorns?
LOL. Farting unicorns? That’s a good one. Well, I tamed down my results because I get a lot of “naked” ones and stuff that I’m not sure are fit to print. But I will definitely consider that one when my new site is up. You have such a creative mind, Witchypoo!
I have noticed how quiet it has been! But how exciting that you’re getting a hosted site!
Let me know if you want an extension for the assignment … I wrote mine on Sunday night and boy was it hard!! Harder than I anticipated! Sorry if my one for you was a little tricky. I have a great idea for something we could do for the next assignment so will email you about that!
Lol! You get the craziest searches Teeni. Mine are all very run of the mill
nice that yoou are getting a hosted site
okay I got some very odd ones after I posted the first time about my cancer its amazing what people will search on that subject!!!!!!
I cannot compete with 92 words/min… no way…
but hey, diva stole this from ME! I want proper credit and compensation, darnit!
Oh, and welcome to the Vaguetarian Tea Room. Come by any time! 
You are entirely right and I apologize profusely. The least I could do is give you proper credit, which you truly deserve for finding such a fun little gadget! I shall edit my post and put your credentials in right away. Again, my apologies!
ooh, that sounds exciting, getting your site hosted. do you mean like with your own domain?
“cheerleader” & “precious gifts for friends” - two phrases that describe you, you are a precious gift, dear Teeni!!
I think about you every day, even when I’m not here.
Aww, I think about you every day too Heather. I feel bad when I don’t get to read/comment on your blog each day so just know that I still think of you even then. And yes, I’ll have my own domain! How cool is that? It makes me feel like a Queen! I shall preside over all the domain with wisdom and great care. Heehee.
cakes cakes and more cakes .. ! hahahaa! Yes!!!
See? They make YOU feel good too!
I hope you know i was just kidding
the day i get mad at a fellow blogger is the day i pack it all in.
super site, by the way!
Aw, thanks Slyde! I knew you had to be cool since so many of my bloggy buddies visit you!
Very cool typing test. I scored high
124 w/ 3 mistakes. Whoooo-hooooo! You certainly do get some bizarre search terms. But, the lovely ones at the bottom must feel nice! You are a sweetheart, that’s for sure Teeni ~ I love your blog! good luck with the transition 
Thanks so much for the compliments and well wishes! The feeling is entirely mutual, I hope you know!
Wow - you are in better typing shape than I am! Nice job. Yes, I do get the warm fuzzies with those nice search terms. I just close my eyes and picture those terms and it feels good.
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