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Funky Search Terms

Posted on May 10, 2008 - Filed Under Search Terms

I’m still not getting search terms on the new site but here are some nice ones and some funny ones from the old site. Enjoy - I did! ;)

Nice Search Terms

a cartoon cup of tea

happy birth

the morning’s warmth poem

Funny Search Terms

itchy butt and wheat products?? - Time to see an allergist??

poems (i dont have a attitude problem) - What we do know is that you have a problem with English grammar.

how big does juicy fruit gum bubbles get - I think you need to find that Tootsie Roll Pop Owl and ask him.

ima colorful - Ura colorful what?

magical wedding dress fairy - I think this is the type of fairy godmother that Cinderella had - a fairy that can just magically make a dress.

i scream maker - I scream eater!

plants with baby in the name - It’s actually easier to find babies with plants in their names, like Rose, Iris, Ivy, etc. ;)

here is me naked - Um, yeah. You’re definitely showing more than you really want to - like your horrible grammar!

hillbilly bears surfing - Now that’s a funny picture!

happy birthday 42 - Wow! You’re a little early, but thanks!

don’t be jealous, meez - I really hate it when my Meez is jealous of me. Sheesh. She thinks my life is so easy.

chopping up potato games - That sounds about as exciting as the game of laundry!

well paddled hubby - AHAHAHAHA! Tee-hee. I’m speechless. **hopes TGH is not reading this one**

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23 Responses to “Funky Search Terms”

  1. witchypoo (76 comments.) on May 10th, 2008 4:03 am

    I write ONE post about sharts and one about farts and boy, the search terms I still get from those!

    It’s true. People search for some strange things and obviously LOTS of people are doing it.

  2. Hannah (307 comments.) on May 10th, 2008 4:41 am

    And you write ONE post about a naked finger and you are still getting hits for that! ;-)
    I’m not complaining though - so many of them make me laugh. :)

  3. DragonLady (15 comments.) on May 10th, 2008 5:27 am

    “well paddled hubby” I saw that and THEN I noticed that your Meez is holding what looks like a paddle. HAHAHAHAHA That’s funny right there. :-)
    I like playing paper dolls with my Meez and always try to match her to my posts. I’m glad you noticed! You should have seen my eyes light up when I saw they had that paddle in the Meez world! LOL

  4. VeggieGirl (69 comments.) on May 10th, 2008 7:56 am

    haha, love it :0D

    Thanks, glad you enjoyed it! :)

  5. MacBros (42 comments.) on May 10th, 2008 1:44 pm

    ROFLAO!

    chopping up potato games - That sounds about as exciting as the game of laundry!

    The strangest one I saw on my web stats was ‘wallpaper sex’, I have to admit, I was stumped as to how that was actually done.

    :) Glad you enjoyed these. And yeah, “wallpaper sex” would stump me too. LOL

  6. joanharvest (39 comments.) on May 10th, 2008 2:50 pm

    This was a funny post. Almost everyday I get the search term “Crazy Doctors” and “My Little Pony”. So how do you play the chopping up potato game. I wonder what the rules are. Are knives allowed or is it a karate chop type game? Is it made by Milton Bradley? I might have to search for that one myself. My curiosity is piqued.

    LOL. Very intriguing questions. Well if you do that search and end up back at my site - let me know what post it lead to. ;)

  7. Kami (267 comments.) on May 10th, 2008 3:17 pm

    These are my favourite posts, I love your sarcastic responses:-)

    You funny Teeni!

    Ha, there’s my horrible grammer rearing it’s ugly head;-)

    Thanks, Kami. Say - were those YOUR searches with the bad grammar? LOL

  8. jen (2 comments.) on May 10th, 2008 3:40 pm

    Those are the CRAZIEST search terms EVER!!!! you should get an award!

    Thanks, Jen! I do tend to get a fair share of odd search terms. It’s fun to collect them and save them for posts like this.

  9. Saint Beth (15 comments.) on May 10th, 2008 6:51 pm

    Have you ever washed potatoes while you cut up laundry? It’s lots of fun…

    Now that’s just cah-razy! ;)

  10. javaqueen14 (41 comments.) on May 11th, 2008 12:04 am

    That’s a lotta craziness to get to your blog girl! Gotta love that. I don’t have a lot of search terms from people searching…… not yet anyway! Have a great weekend Teeni ;)
    Thanks, JQ! You have a wonderful weekend and Mother’s Day also! :)

  11. writer chick (57 comments.) on May 11th, 2008 11:31 am

    I got one ‘hairless taco’ I don’t even want to think how that translates, much less how that pointed them to my blog.

    BTW, you numbnut, put in your new url when you comment - how are people supposed to find you? ;) Annie

    Oh, that is a strange one to get to YOUR site, Writer Chick. Yeah, some of them I don’t really want to know how they got there. LOL.

    Oops! Sometimes I forget to check to make sure my new URL is in the box when I comment. Thanks for the reminder. I’m a little slow…heh. ;)

  12. Lady Thinker (1 comments.) on May 11th, 2008 4:09 pm

    Wow - teeni - you say it took you a while to figure out your way around. I can well believe it. I’d just got used to your old place and now have to set my mind to learning how to find my way around your new home - what are you trying to do to us ‘old gals’?

    I hope you’ll be very happy in your new setting…8-) x

    Thanks so much, Lady Thinker! I’m so glad you found your way over! And trust me - I’m not trying to torture you! LOL. I’m getting lost right along WITH you! :)

  13. kaylee (299 comments.) on May 11th, 2008 4:44 pm

    I think someone wants to make you older than you are ;)
    Yeah, sure seems like it! LOL. I don’t need any help in that direction. :)

  14. Merri (67 comments.) on May 11th, 2008 7:57 pm

    Don’t be jealous, Meez?
    LOL I hope they don’t have a secret vendetta..lol.
    Hilarious search terms again!
    I STILL have none to compare..

    Yeah, I hope they really don’t get jealous - I keep thinking of that scary clown meez I did. Yikes! LOL

  15. Merri (67 comments.) on May 11th, 2008 8:00 pm

    EEK I just looked at your Meez!!!
    TGH, watch out!!
    LOL!

    Heehee!

  16. kaylee (299 comments.) on May 11th, 2008 8:33 pm

    Well I know you dont but, that person obviously didnt :D

  17. Romi (61 comments.) on May 11th, 2008 8:41 pm

    note to that dude: it is near impossible to make bubbles with Juicy Fruit gum…. ;-)
    That is soooo true! And thanks to whomever Stumbled me! I appreciate it. :)

  18. Red (31 comments.) on May 11th, 2008 10:34 pm

    Itchy butts and wheat products? Perhaps he/she/it needs to go gluten-free :)
    Oh, I agree. Definitely seems like there are some issues there, huh? ;)

  19. Talina (77 comments.) on May 12th, 2008 12:54 pm

    “here is me naked”, seriously? How on earth did someone searching for “here is me naked” end up on your site?

    Are you posting questionable photos I didn’t notice?

    LOL. I did a post once where the title was “Want to See Me Naked?” because I wanted to get everyone’s attention and ask their opinions on whether to use Etsy or E-bay. Ever since then, I’ve gotten all kinds of weird search terms leading here. I have such a wide variety of post topics that I get lots of strange ones though. I have to say it is fun, in any case. :)

  20. Melsie (50 comments.) on May 12th, 2008 1:11 pm

    Poor TGH on the last one!! That was hilarious! As well as the hillbilly bear one!! lol

    Hi Melsie! I liked that hillbilly bear too! And you know, I thought I’d get a wisecrack out of TGH but maybe this post and that Meez really scared him! LOL

  21. TGH on May 12th, 2008 3:48 pm

    I’d read and comment more if my butt wasn’t so sore.

    Very funny! ;) LOL

  22. cowgalutah (14 comments.) on May 13th, 2008 1:19 pm

    Did I know that you were hosting yourself? I’m so proud of you. I will have to update you on my blogroll. I just seen a comment over at smoke and mirrors that you are here now, yippy!
    Now I can read you while I’m at work. And comment as well from time to time… I’m just so darn happy! Oh and Happy anniv that I missed.

    Oh wow, Cowgal. I thought you had been reading all along and knew that I was moving. But no matter, you found your way and that is what is important! I really have missed all your comments. So I’m so glad to have you back! :)

  23. Cowgalutah (14 comments.) on May 13th, 2008 9:40 pm

    I’ve been such a slacker. But I’m back on the ball again.

    Well, at least that explains why you were so quiet. LOL

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