Odd Search Terms
Posted on June 5, 2008 - Filed Under Search Terms
bible gum - Do you really think you can chew your way to salvation?
make cool writings - write stupid sayings
wedding dress train - tuxedo suit car?
“free”"erotic scrabble” - Yeah, unless it’s with your husband or wife, it’s probably not free! 
grezzo restaurant dress - I usually don’t have to wear the grezzo restaurant as a dress because I haven’t gained THAT MUCH weight!
“live by myself” nude or naked or nakie - I can see why you have no roommates!
teeni funs - Yes, she are!
shtore - I think this person wants to shop but maybe their keyboard got shtuck.
so me horse barns sites add link - And so you should…I think.
lyrics to hubba bubba gum - Hello!!?? It’s GUM, not a SONG!
o happy daychords - I looked up daychords. There is no such thing. So, “No, no happy daychords here.”
who make cinnaburst gum - Me no make and me no know.
peter griffin and cucumber toy - This can’t be going anywhere good. Oh wait, it got them HERE, didn’t it
sometimes i dont even..walk up the stair - Nice. I bet sometimes you don’t even punctuate or capitalize correctly. And you probably use the escalator. You lazy rebel, you.
don’t trust a clown - Sage advice indeed. Seriously. Don’t. Trust. A. Clown. Ever.
change my face fun - Well, would you look at that? It seems I’ve got celebrities at the tea room. Mr. Potato Head was here!
how to make siple icecreme - It really is simple - just add an “m.”
oh your last email my love make me happy - Seems things are getting a little hot and heavy over here at the tea room. **shuts the blinds**
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OMG, you are hilarious Teeni! Don’t trust clowns, sage advice! Your sarcasm in this post had me laughing my ass off. You are one witty woman Teens! I never did a post on my search terms… but yours are priceless.
“who make cinnaburst gum - Me no make and me no know.” Say your reply 10 times fast! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Thanks, JQ! I’m so glad you enjoyed these.
I can’t say that 10 times fast without sounding like my grandmother when she didn’t have her teeth in. 
At least your search terms are clean-ish.
LOL. Yeah, the ones I choose to show are for the most part. I still get a lot of “naked” ones and stuff but they get a little too repetitive so I pick and choose from the more interesting ones. You must get a lot of interesting ones because it includes comments areas and you have Old Knudsey coming by quite often.
Peter Griffen and cucumber toy may have been me.
I’m so ashamed.
LOL. I shoulda known.
lol pretty qood quips. I wish I were as witty as you.
You are witty. But you have talents in so many other areas too. This is all I got.
This is too funny. I got my morning laugh. My search terms are boring. Your comments on your search terms are more hilarious than the terms themselves. “O happy daychords” What could that mean?
That one still makes me smile. I have no clue what it means but at least it’s happy!
as always, your google searches and your responses make me giggle.
Thanks, Diva! I think I learned from the best (YOU).
I think that “bible gum” is my favorite on that list, haha :0D
LOL. I’ve actually had bible gum before. It tasted good but the flavor didn’t last very long. Weird.
I think I will be laughing over “peter griffin and cucumber toy” all day!
Glad I could bring you a smiley Friday!
Holy Shoot! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!
You’re hilarious!
I believe the lyrics to Hubba Bubba Gum is, “Hubba Bubba. Hubba Bubba. Hubba Bubba…” And so on….
I still think the search term I got on my site, “Wallpaper Sex,” was the best one so far. (Don’t ask. I don’t know and don’t even want to know.)
Glad I could make you laugh so hard! It’s good for the soul. Happy Friday and a wonderful weekend to ya!
I just about spit my tea all over the screen! So funny!
Disclaimer - Not responsible for keyboard damage as a result of spewing your liquids when reading search terms posts.
LOL
You always get so many and they are soooo good! LOL.
Thanks, Talina! I wasn’t getting any since I moved my blog so I had to steal some from the old blog that was still getting hits. LOL. But now I’m starting to get some at the new place so hopefully they remain interesting.
OMG Was laughing at what you wrote about them! Thank you for that laugh I needed it big time today
Glad to have helped.
It must be good for you to be home.
HA! That was a stellar google search post Teeni….I laughed out loud girl!
I’m glad I could start your weekend off with a laugh!
Great search terms. You wouldn’t believe some of the ones that I get. Or maybe you would.
LOL. Oh I believe! I believe! I pick and choose through what I get and some are too dirty for me to post here. But I’m sure you still get way worse than what I get.
Doesn’t mean they’re not funny though! 
Oh yeah it is
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I rarely LOL while reading blogs but your responses to these cracked me up! Thanks for the laugh!
Oh, I’m happy I could make you laugh, Birdpress!
Heeheehahhaa. Great search terms. Now, where could one procure some “bible gum”?
I’m sensing some connection with you and gum. I’m new here so I must have missed out on something!
Hey 2LD! You are right - there is a connection. A while back, I did a little blog game which I called the “Game of Gum” where all the commentators had to do was just list as many brands and types of gum that they could remember. I tallied them all up and got rid of duplicates. I guess Bible Gum must have been one of the brands of gum.
So, nothing too racy there. But then there was the post that I titled “Want to See Me Naked?” That one still turns up a lot of search terms for me. LOL.
LOLOLOL! As usual I TOO just about spit tea all over my monitor..lol.
You are priceless; great comments!
“O happy daychord” appeals to me most!
Too cute..
When I see search requests that you get I really wonder HOW people manage to even search ANYTHING online…
LOL. I agree with you on that, Merri. I know it’s not that easy but for some people, English is obviously REALLY difficult. Heck, they even make up stuff like the happy daychords (I thought that one was one of the most interesting and unique too).
very funny!!!
the search terms are all entertaining, and your replies even more.
“who make cinnaburst gum - Me no make and me no know.” <<== me voting this
LOL! I’m glad you enjoyed it, Odette! It’s fun to see which ones each person likes the best.
I rather like these search term things. My blog is non-googleable so I don’t get any. I dread to think what I would get!?
It would be rather fun to set out to maximise links wouldn’t it, but incorporating as many terms as you could to get search hits - see how many hits you got in a week or whatever.
It would be interesting to see what we got doing that. But I have no idea how to optimize stuff - anyone can feel free to fill me in if they know.
Wow, I was directed here after searching for a new cucumber toy…hahaha! Just kidding of course. You get the strangest searches:)
LOL. Yes, I do get some strange ones. Some of them really make me wonder how they got here.
I’m sensing a gum motif here.
Amazing how people find us, huh?
God bless the Google Gods . . .
(and meta tags)
~m
Yeah, definitely a gum motif because of a previous game I played over here a while back - even my google ads picked up on it. LOL!
Those are way more fun than the searches I see … your comments are hilarious. I love this post.
Thanks, Kate. I’m flattered and so glad you like them. They are a lot of fun to do too. I like turning on my sarcastic side once in a while.
Too cool! I only ever get “honeywine sweetness”.
Aww, but hey - that is really sweet! I get lots of not-so-nice stuff too but they just aren’t funny.
Another bunch of very funny search terms!
Way better than the ones that I get! 
Thanks, Mike. I’m glad you get a kick out of them. I enjoy your photos so much - this is my way of giving back.