More Odd Search Terms
Posted By Teeni on July 3, 2008
Here’s another semi-fresh batch of hot and tasty search terms. LOL. I hope you enjoy them and I hope those of you who celebrate Independence Day have a wonderful holiday. I hope everyone has a good weekend!
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freshly paddled butt - Well, that’s nice. Because, you know, who wants a stale one?
shower head too tall - I have that same problem too!
eyelids inside out - Someone is looking to see Witchypoo’s amazing human trick (see comments).
gary sinise baby - Ooooh baby! I love me some Gary Sinise. I got your ice cream right here, Lieutenant Dan! Woo-hoo, Baby! 
can you live if only one nostril works - Well, I guess I’m living proof of that.
sick teddy bear - Yes, you’re sick I tell you! Sick, sick, sick! Now go stand in the corner with the stuffed clown and think about what you’ve done!
spell broach brooch - You can also spell brooch broach! Pretty cool, huh? You are so easily amused!
i can’t wait again i just can’t leave yo - Man, yo, you gotta make up your mind, yo! Yo, think about it and get back to me, bro.
cat bad leg won’t exercise - Well sheesh. Poor cat. Can’t blame him. If YOU had a bad leg would YOU exercise?
all the time i lose all my thing - Well, sorry to disappoint you buddy, but you won’t find your “thing” over here.
grezzo chef tasting - I wouldn’t suggest tasting the chef. You probably won’t be allowed back to the restaurant.
on which lapel should a lady wear a broa - Um, okay I’m not sure which way this was going so I’ll cover all the bases for ya. A “bro” is a bra for a man so a lady wouldn’t be wearing one. A “bra” is a supporting undergarment for a woman and should be worn UNDERneath her clothing, not on her lapel. A “broach” may be worn by a lady on either lapel. It may also be spelled “brooch.” There. Hope that answers your question.
i just can’t wait for someone to hit me - I think I’m going to refer this person for some professional help (after I volunteer to help him or her out first).
prience edward island witches tea room - Hey, watch who you call a witch around here. And that’s Prince Edward Island, not Prience. Spell much?
taste good butt - Blecch! If you say so. However, for myself, I’ll stick to thinking raspberries taste good.
thank you for the wonderful baby shower. - You’re welcome!
flash frozen ice cream - Why on earth would you want to do THAT?!! That is totally perverted! The poor, innocent ice cream.
bags to take to amusement parks - Hey!! Who’re you calling a “bag”?!!! Don’t make me come over there!
kim possible blows dracon game - Obviously not a game for kids.
why do my pictures look right - Let me get this straight - your pictures look RIGHT and you are COMPLAINING about it?
Note: This is an auto post.
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HAHA!! :0D
Always good for laughs.
They make a good easy post too, if you just collect them over time!
Lol, you get the strangest searches girl! Love it. Happy weekend!
Thanks, Hay. My weekend was good - I hope yours was too!
You SO get the oddest comments around, Teeni! Thanks for the giggle.
I bet you are all excited about Gary Sinise, baby!! (or Wentworth Miller in my case)
Oh yeah - two hotties! Did it suddenly get warmer in here? *goes to look for her fan**
Crazy search terms. None of them are mine. Really, well..except that one…
LOL!
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Those are some good ones!
Thanks, Birdpress! I always seem to get a crazy mix.
OMG TOO FUNNY!
Now young lady when are you coming back? oh how much i miss you!
I missed my internet buddies too! I’m slowly getting back into my blogging though.
Kim Possible blows Dracon Game? Now that’s funny.
Somehow I thought you’d like that one! LOL. I actually did think of you when I saw that.
So funny…I had tears squeezing out the corners on a few of these. Makes you wonder what people are doing at home to come up with some of these search terms.
Glad you enjoyed these, MJ. I always get a kick out of seeing what people are searching for. Yes, it does make you wonder, doesn’t it?
Running behind on this one, but when I see search terms in the title for a Teeni post, I gotta check it out!
I think you must be my secret stumbler, Mike! Is it you? Fess up! I’m certainly not upset about it!