Even More Odd Search Terms
Posted By Teeni on August 10, 2008
how to tell a baby dogwood tree - How to tell it what, exactly? Really - what would you tell a baby dogwood tree? But more importantly, why on earth are you talking to a tree?! Seriously, get a blog. It’s slightly more acceptable. 
i got 32 flavors of this bubblicious bub - Don’t be calling me, “Bub.” The name’s, “Teeni.” Got it?
miss teeni - Aww somebody missed me!
cheat + frootloops game - See? That’s why I don’t play games with YOU!
gnomes mooning - Man, I hate it when they DO that!
submitted female exhibitionist pics - And I take it you are proud to be admitting this on the world wide web? Hmm?
can a womens powerful legs snap amans sp - Honestly, I don’t know. But is it something you really want to risk finding out?
do you chew the wrapper with the gum tog - Do YOU?!! Does it taste good?!! I thought not. Dumbass. (That one was for you, Joan!)
plant baby fun - I highly recommend planting these. They really are a lot of fun. Until they bloom into teenagers, anyway.
pinch your “with my toes” - Pinch my WHAT with your toes? You know, I have to tell you, your toes don’t really scare me - I’ll bite those little suckers off and spit them back in your face if they get too close to me. Grrr!
what to do with raspberries - Is this a trick question? Hell - eat them! Sheesh! If only all of life’s problems were so simple. There’s another one for ya, Joan!
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I get some pretty odd search terms, but I have to admit that often when I’m typing something into Google myself I wonder if my phrase is going to pop up on someone’s blog.
Hey - you weren’t the gum wrapper chewer were ya? LOL! Just kidding. You are so right - after seeing these it does make me wonder if my own searches haven’t shown up on someone else’s blog. I can only imagine. Um, I make a LOT of TYPOS!!! Yeah, that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it!
Now I am really wondering about those 32 flavors.
LOL. I think they got a game of gum I had here at the tea room confused with Baskin Robbins Ice Cream. They are famous for having 31 Flavors. I dunno. Closest clean thing I could come up with. And no, I’m not asking for your opinion on this one! LOL But I still love ya!
Hehe, reading over search terms always makes me chuckle :0)
I can only imagine my face when I first see these things in my admin panel. I bet I look like this:
heehee
LMAO! Those always give me a laugh, and your answers to the terms make them that much funnier.
Thanks, DragonLady. I must admit I enjoy making fun of them.
I think your answers are a lot funnier than the questions. LOL
But that’s just my opinion, and you’re entitled to it.
I like being entitled to things, especially things that are flattering to me, LOL.
Thanks!
These people scare Me
Me too, sometimes, me too!
Hmmm, I get the same search terms daily, always, always Rock of Love, Kim Kardashian’s ass, and drag queens and pissing. At least yours are more original!!!
Well, THOSE are certainly interesting. LOL. Maybe you need to talk about some different television shows to switch it up?
The search terms for my blog are always so tame that hardly ever bother to look at them. I know I can see some interesting ones here!
You are always welcome here, buddy! I like it when you visit.
I wonder what a “amans sp” is? I’m guessing it was maybe supposed to be “a man’s spine” but who knows. But, I guess you’re the authority on amans sp now, so you can make amans sp be whatever you want it to be. Of course, you’ll have to answer whether a woman’s powerful legs can snap it. But what of weak-kneed women? Can their legs snap amans sp? Inquiring minds want to know!
Well if it isn’t a man’s spine then the only thing I can think of is that SP could stand for Special Place. Either way = not good.
I do have some special exercises for those weak-kneed women which will get them into shape in no time so that they too, can snap amans sp! 
Someone got to my blog by searching nude fish? Why search that?
Well, obviously it was some sicko looking to view naked fish. Or maybe they were looking for the restaurant, Naked Fish, which is actually quite good.
I don’t know why but these never seem to get old…one day I just want to put all these people in a room and ask them: “WHY”?…..or on second thought…hahaha….
LOL. Yeah, it could be dangerous to ask “WHY?” I seem to get enough of a variety of search terms over here that I haven’t gotten tired of them yet. I hope you still enjoy them too!
LOLOL. This is AWESOME! I can’t even begin to tell you the crazy search terms people have used to find my blog. I often get “broken heart Facebook” or “why did they delete me on MySpace.” Or they search for Knight Rider but somehow spell it wrong. LOL.
Thanks, Dube! I’m glad you enjoyed these. Hmm. I need to read more of your blog to find out whey they would be ending up there based on those search terms. Very interesting!
I love these, they crack me up. I’ve got a few saved up too, so glad I figured out how to do it. But I agree with Memarie Lane. Now when I’m googling something I always wonder if someone is tracking it and laughing at me! : )
LOL. Yeah, I wonder about that too, but oh well, as long as I never know then it can’t hurt me.
Glad you enjoyed them! I like reading other people’s too.
Sorry, the “toes” one was me…
i have a foot fetish…
LOL. You know, I kind of suspected you.
Those are funny! You really have to wonder though, who is smoking dope at the search engine controls, sometimes don’t you? How do those string of words land somebody at your place? It never ceases to amaze me.
Annie
I always try to figure them out and some do actually make sense - like the dogwood tree because I threw a virtual baby shower for my spider plant on my blog and someone brought me a dogwood tree as a virtual gift. So that made sense but some of the others get me as baffled as anyone else. LOL.
Your avatar is sticking her arm through her stomach and poking her hand out the other side. It’s very disturbing. This is turning into a horror blog. LOL!
I don’t know WHAT you are talking about Dan!
tooo funny!
i heard a rumor that you can eat stride gum with the warpper, so i googled it.
Sorry teeni
LOL. Better to google it first than to actually try it, huh?
:LOL: at dcr! Yeah, neat trick with your Meez arm, Teeni.
I do love to take a gander at everyone’s whacky search terms. Makes you wonder what people are thinking (or - not thinking, for that matter). I’m working on another search term post for my blog and one of the searches is: “Big ass teeni sex”…whaaaaattt? How on earth….never mind.
dcr Dan is crazy - pay him no mind. My meez looks perfectly fine. Anyway, what’s all this about your search terms? Big ass teeni sex? Holy cow. I can’t believe they found out about my big ass. What have you been telling your readers about me?
I don’t know WHAT you are talking about Dan!
That’s ’cause you went and changed the Meez! Next time, I’m taking a screenshot before commenting!
Heehee. I can’t believe you’d accuse me of that. You’d be right of course, but I still can’t believe you’d accuse me of it.
Seriously, what is with these search terms?
By the way, I’d tell a baby dogwood tree to grow faster.
LOL. You tree talker you!
You can plant babies now?!? How is it that you haven’t told me this!?!
Aww, Honeywine, you know if that were true you could bet I’d be growing a whole plot of them for you! Hugs to you!