Funny Search Terms
Posted By Teeni on October 18, 2008
I hope everyone has a great weekend. Here are some more funny search terms. They make great light reading material in case you happen to check the blogs with your morning beverage. Just be careful to time your sips so you don’t end up choking or spewing. Enjoy! 
wedding gowns for fat picture - That’s right because even the fat pictures need wedding gowns that fit. Wait - what??!
house by lake - Yeah, good luck with that. I’m still searching for one I can afford too.
teeni’s tidbits - Search all you want, but I’m not showing them to you here!
biggest boob - Um, yeah, sometimes it IS me. **shrugs**
biggest bread of domestic cat -If that cat has the biggest bread, then I wouldn’t mess with it if I were you. Just back slowly away.
c h u b b y women with big b o o b s - I just love how they spaced out the first and last word on this one and they still ended up here. Weird.
boob test - Really, it’s NOT something to be proud of if you pass this test.
northern lights in use - It’s okay - just don’t forget to shut them off when you are done.
stupped pepper - Aww, I always feel bad for the stupped ones because they’ll always have to work so much harder than the smart ones.
death by death - Um, yeah, because death by any other method, just, um, isn’t the same? Weirdo.
murphy’s haystack - So THAT’S whose haystack this is! I hope that Murphy doesn’t intend on leaving it HERE, right in the middle of everything. Sheesh.
color combination for blue - Um, yeah … that would be BLUE and nothing else! Nice guess, Einstein.
gary sinuse - It’s Gary Sinise. That’s S-I-N-I-S-E! Don’t be messing with my hunky man’s name. Although I have to admit it DID crack me up when I saw that.
flare your nostrils if you’re cool - Um, I could be wrong, but I think it takes more than flaring your nostrils to make you one of the cool kids.
Popularity: 6% [?]
Hi Teeni! Just mention boobs in a post and get a ton of traffic! With my flared nostrils I smelled some delicious stupped peppers, so I’m here for dinner…lol!
LOL. Yeah, my blog does talk about boobs every so often and it does generate some weird search terms. I think most people leave disappointed though.
Actually, I love stuffed peppers and now I’m hungry. Thanks a lot! 
UMMm who is gary Sinuse? And does TGH know you are sex=cretky crushing on him?
Secretly
Whats sexcretly anyway?
i meant who is gary Sinise I am turning into that google person LOL!
Wow. Your comments always seem to come in threes. LOL. Gary Sinise is the guy who played Lieutenant Dan in the movie Forest Gump. I liked him in the television series, The Stand (Stephen King), too. He also is in one of the CSI shows on television but not the original one. I don’t watch much television though so I don’t see him in that. And don’t worry. TGH knows.
Those are pretty funny search terms. How do you find the search terms used to find your blog, anyway?
Wordpress allows you to see the terms people searched on to find your blog right in the admin screens. I am sure that blogger does too but I don’t know where that is since I don’t use blogger. Sorry about that but maybe one of our fellow blogging buddies can answer that? Anyone? Don’t be shy!
That is quite funny though if they were looking for gratuitous breast pictures and ended up on the site of someone going through the emotional throes of considering and exploring a breast reconstruction.
I hope they stayed enough seconds to be suitably humbled and shamed by their shallowness!
I suppose there will always be some perverts that end up here, but so far I have been very fortunate and if there have been any here, they have been very respectful and not left any nasty messages so I’m thankful for that.
I get a lot of search strings for farts, naked housework and peeing the bed.
Naked housework cracks me up for some reason. I guess I just picture someone vacuuming in the buff and bouncing along to the tunes like I do when I clean house. I would definitely laugh if I saw that. heehee. I laugh just thinking about it. Yeah, I know, real mature.
Your commentary makes the search terms even funnier - love it!!
Thanks VeggieGirl! It is fun being a little snarky every so often.
LOL, teeni, those always crack me up.
Glad to give you some cheer, DL!
I wrote a post a year and a half ago that was titled “How to Enlarge Your Breasts Overnight” and STILL get hits from “how to enlarge your breasts”. Ha! it was about how bras are not sized the same as they used to be. I think it is hilarious!
Wow - well, that IS an interesting post title. I will have to go check your site just to see how you achieve this magical transformation. Not that I need it.
I always enjoy your funny search terms.
Thanks, Beth.
Glad you like ‘em!
With such inspiring searches to be made and assimilated, you bet I shall have a great week end!
I’m gonna have to start tagging my posts better so I’ll get some more interesting search results than “schnauzer grooming”. My funniest so far was still “running tampon”. I need to rename my blog that. I love your responses to these ones! And I think The Poet Laura-eate had the right idea up there.
My friend, The Poet, is very wise. I always love her thoughtful comments. “Running Tampon” actually IS kind of a cool name for a blog or a girl band or something. Sometimes you couldn’t make up a better one if you tried. LOL.
I met Gary Sinuse once. He was very small and compact, and really nice.
Wait a minute. You met Gary Sinuse or Gary Sinise? Really? Oh man. Yum. Don’t make me jealous!
Another great compilation of search terms. What ever did you do to deserve these?
Honestly, I have no idea. The right post at the right time and the search terms will haunt you forever. LOL.
I don’t usually get strange search terms, but this time one turned up:
“as gay as they get for you cath”
Who knows?
Wow. So I guess whoever this Cath is, she must be gay. Well, I doubt she found what she wanted at your site, then. I suppose if you really want to step out of your comfort zone, you could start posting things at your site to cater to Cath, but I dunno. Nah.
i’m loving the light reading material. and really the c h u b b y one makes me laugh. wonder why they did that spacing… and i’m surprised they didn’t end up on my blog instead! lol.
I’m glad you like it, Natalie! I thought that spacing was very odd. I’m surprised they found ANYthing with that. And I’ve seen the photos of you at your blog. I would definitely NOT call you chubby. You do have cute chipmunk cheeks though.
I did a search on that term “as gay as they get for you cath” and my page What Does Gay New York Mean to You was #1 of about 366,000.
Go figure.
Wow - you scored high on that one! LOL.
I wouldn’t want a house by the lake. Would just seem to increase the odds of flooding…
Gary Sinise is on CSI: New York.
Being able to flare my nostrils never got me any inroads with the cool kids. I think it hurts more than it helps.
Oh, I sooo want a house by a lake! Kayaking, swimming, paddle boats, fun! Oh, you are right - it was CSI: New York. I should start watching but then I’d never tear myself away from the television. LOL. And yeah, I think you are right about the nostril-flaring being more hurtful than helpful as far as being cool.
These always slay me…and your responses cracked me up as usual!
The bread cat one…back away slowly…hee hee!
Glad you enjoyed it, Kami.
Sounded like a scary cat to me! 
Ha ha! I need to go look at mine and see if there are any gems ;)”death by death” - mu ULTIMATE fear!
Me too! LOL.
Murphy’s haystack? That’s weird. Chubby women with boobs I get…got.
lol
LOL - your comment made me laugh. I hope you’re having a nice weekend!
Not even one little tidbit?
LOL. Thanks, Evyl. I needed that laugh today.
Lots of boob weirdos came this time around huh? These search terms always make me scratch my head a bit. Fun read!
Yeah, lots of boob stuff over here. I don’t get it either. But I’m glad you enjoyed the read.
oh my gosh, that “death by death” one almost has me in tears…I WANT to meet the person that typed that in!!!!
I dunno, Romi. I’m thinking you would quickly get bored by the low intelligence level of that person.
Hahaha! “fat picture” cracks me up, as does “biggest bread” And I flare my nostrils when I’m mad,I’m told…
Flaring nostrils always reminds me of a bull who is getting ready to charge! Yikes.
*flare my nostrils*
YEa, I just wanna’ fit in.
Hehee! Don’t worry, Mac. I’ll always think you are cool, whether you can flare ‘em or not!
LOL! I love reading random searches that find blogs. I can’t figure out half the terms that somehow end up at mine.
I didn’t realize but it counts anything in your comments area too so that opens up a LOT of stuff!
taking my haystack and making a hasty retreat . . .
~m
ROFL - I totally forgot it was YOUR haystack!
Teeni i just loved these…
ROFLMAO about biggest bread of cat(scary thought..) and northern lights in USE??
(Exits, Flaring nostrils because she is cool..lol)
You, my friend, are very cool!