Sharing the Wealth, Part 1

Posted By Teeni on November 11, 2008

 

Wouldn’t it be nice if my infamous winning luck
Could be used to help some poor down-and-out schmuck?

Maybe I could give some back to the blogosphere,
helping some who are in need and passing on good cheer.

Or I suppose that maybe I could get myself a job.
Haha! That’s awfully funny, but I’m now a job-snob!

It’s been far too long since I’ve made my own paycheck,
There’s got to be a better way with now-a-day’s high tech.

And now I’m getting used to my domestic bliss
Except, of course, for cleaning - there I’m a bit remiss.

And cooking, too, well that’s a skill I’m losing fast.
Although you wouldn’t know it because my waist is now so vast.

For luck I don’t rely on the charm of a four-leaf clover
There’s no chance of finding one when I can’t bend myself over!

I honestly don’t mind and I can’t really complain.
It’s gotten so that I’ve given each dust bunny his own name!

The good news is I could be making money right at home,
You know, between reading blogs and the newest tome.

So where will you be able to find me the next time it snows?
I’ll be inside, nice and warm, at the best online casinos!

And if I make any money from this here little endeavor,
I’ll be sharing the love with y’all for being so cute and clever.

In the works:  another contest, which is soon coming up,
So keep an eye on Teeni’s Vaguetarian Tea Cup!

 

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4 Responses to “Sharing the Wealth, Part 1”

  1. Hannah (413 comments.) says:

    Oooh, another contest! Sounds great, I will be keeping an eye open for the second part of this GREAT poem!! :-)

    Heehee. You won’t have to wait long. I just published it! LOL. Now I’m off to bed. Up too late again. Hugs to you though! I feel like I’ve been missing everybody lately.

  2. Hay (45 comments.) says:

    You are so clever. Guess what I got in the mail today??? Yay!

    I can’t wait to see what you got/what you do with it! I don’t see a post yet in my reader though. Hmm. I don’t trust the reader. Will go visit you anyway. :)

  3. witchypoo (176 comments.) says:

    We love contests! I hope you registed for the commentluv contest, so you can win on my site.

    I did, I did! I just don’t know if it “took.” I can’t tell!

  4. javaqueen (122 comments.) says:

    Gimme a beat! I want to hear you rap that Teeni! You are so clever. Get ready, I’ve got the beat, now get rapn! “boom-bsh-boom-bsh-bsh-boom” LOL!
    Your a mixmaster! I love this post and cannot wait for the contest.

    Aw, thanks so much JQ! You crack me up and your lovely, bubbly personality always shines through so brightly in your comments! You always leave me happier for reading them. :) :) :)