Search Terms from December 2008
Posted By Teeni on January 5, 2009
giant pop-out cake - All I can imagine is adult novelty cakes when I see this and how easily someone could lose an eye.
giant cupcake for my room - No, giant cupcake for MY BELLY! (Actually TGH is responsible for this response.)
good looking people can be deceiving - Yeah, but so can the not-so-good looking.
how come i can’t see my meez avatar - Open your eyes! Open your eyes!
baking mr hanky - This doesn’t sound like it would fill the house with a nice cozy smell.
room filling boobs - Now THOSE have got to be some big boobs!
meez porn - Is THIS what that little hussy in the upper right corner has been up to?!! I swear, one of these days, grumble grumble, mutter. **shakes fist in the air**
“cap n crunch original” “vegetarian” - I highly doubt that Cap’n Crunch was the original vegetarian. Yeah, he may be old, but have you seen the way he looked at the Crunch Berry Beast? That look was purely carnivorous! Run, Beast, run! Psssst Michelle - vintage cereals may be a great post idea too!
flaring one nostril - This one keeps showing up so maybe it should be my new tagline for 2009? 
thawing out house - Ewwwww! I don’t even want to think about how bad a thawing outhouse would smell! Yikes!
how to steal a meez - Why on earth would you steal one when you can make your own for free? Besides I’ve got a perfectly good used one here that I would give you. Sheesh.
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You do get some funny ones, dont you? LOL
Yes, some are funny- humorous and some are just funny - funny, you know what I mean?
LOL
The meez hussy is the best response! I snorted! You really have trouble controlling your meez don’t you?
Thanks, I’m glad you got a giggle (or snort) out of that. Yeah, she is like my alter ego sometimes and I let her do all my acting up for me. Then I can yell at her for it! LOL.
Very funny! I love your meez, porn star or not.
and hey! I just got a new ‘warning’! “Sorry, your comment has been blocked because it contains one or more of the following words: porn.
Please confirm that you really want to post this comment. Note that if you post this comment, it may not show up immediately because it might get flagged as spam and/or moderated.”
Thanks, CuriousC! **whispers** I love her too but don’t tell her that. She’s already incorrigible!
Oh yeah - the spam thing is very picky about certain words. That happened to someone else a while ago too. But I guess it is good that it is there.
So funny xD Love this one: giant cupcake for my room - No, giant cupcake for MY BELLY!
Can I just say I love the idea of the friendship box? It’s just so magical! =) Can’t wait to see who is the next to show it ;P
My hubby came up with that particular response. He’s a funny guy sometimes. LOL. Oh, I’m so glad you like the friendship box. It does seem magical - that is the perfect word for it. I hope it brings magic whereever it goes! Thanks for the kind words, Cath!
Damn. I can’t flare one nostril!
Open your eyes! Open your eyes! Lmao!
LOL. Yup - it was a fun bunch this time! Glad you got a laugh out of them Hay!
Room filling boobs, of course, was me.
LOL. Well, that shouldn’t be something that is hard to search for. I mean, really, how well can you hide room-filling boobs after all?
I love when people post these. I rarely get search terms, and when I do, they aren’t funny. I have to live vicariously through others!
I don’t usually get a bunch of interesting ones at once. I look through and copy and paste them into a draft document when I do get one and then keep saving them until I have a bunch of interesting ones. There are many boring ones or ones that are too perverted that I skip.
lol. i love reading these especially with your comments!!! and i’m thinking the outhouse is better left frozen as long as possible!
Thanks, Natalie! It is fun to be a little sarcastic once in a while. And I totally agree with you about that outhouse!
“Baking Mr. Hanky” has to be one of the weirdest yet.
Yeah, I don’t know how that landed them here. I may have to recreate that search. Sometimes they really get me wondering what post could have gotten them here. LOL.
I suspect Mr. Hanky is a baker. I know, where’s my sense of humor…
He could be. But he could also be this guy.
maybe they were looking for something more like my yule log christmas gift idea?
Hey yeah! How come I got these search terms and not you? LOL. I just went over to your site and searched for the yule log thing so I could see it again and it DOES look like Mr. Hanky or at least his close relatives. Everyone go check it out at Marie’s! Search on her sidebar for yule log. LOL.
Ha, some of those are off the wall. Mine are a bore and I am a looser at keeping up with them…
Well, you have other exciting things going on in your life to post about so that is okay. We like hearing about the baby and stuff!
And you are so NOT a loser!
I can’t flare just one nostril. Yeah, I know you needed to know that when I read that, I tried it. LMAO!
I can’t do it either! Unless it is after a trip to the dentist where he has numbed the right part of my mouth. then I have no choice but can only flare one nostril. LOL. I’m glad you tried it though. Now I don’t look like such an idiot for trying it either.
Yay, very cool search terms there, haha.
Thank you, Sheng.
I wonder if the same person who wants the giant cupcake for his room also wants the room-filling boobs. That would be one crowded room! Maybe you should make giant, boob-shaped cupcakes for this guy’s (or girl’s) room instead.
ROFL! Leave it to you to think of that. Too funny. That would definitely be a crowded room. It’s the ultimate bachelor pad. LOL!
FLARING ONE NOSTRIL!!!! OMG that is freaking HILARIOUS. I am picturing some dude looking in a mirror practicing this.
LOL - Yeah! And then he goes “Are you talking to ME?” Heehee!
Meez porn. That’s cool. We all know she is a freak.
That she is! I think she might just be trying to catch herself a little Meez man, though. It must get lonely up in that little box of hers.
I would post something like this too, but the ones I see wouldn’t be very appropriate. Some people search for some pretty nasty and strange things and somehow land on my site…. :-”
You know, I get a lot of inappropriate ones too but I skip them because they really aren’t as funny as these others. And they are all very repetitive.
Oh oh I think Dan was looking up how to steal Meez’s -
if you post about vintage cereal make it about Count Chocula he’s my man- and I heard he makes dirtay movies with meez’s or maybe smurfs. Or was it Capn Crunch? I don’t eat Capn Crunch it tastes like sugar covered crap.
Ummm I just googled baking mr hankey and three down from the top was a YOUTUBE video called
Mr Hanky the Christmas POO -
umm I don’t watch videos about holiday bricks okay. But if you guys watch it I will read the review. I see enough crap with five kids that I know I don’t want to watch a video about
Mr Hanky the Holiday POO…
Hmm. I never suspected Dan but you could e on to something! LOL. I used to eat Count Chocula all the time. Capn Crunch tasted good but it was like eating sugar coated shards of glass. Mr. Hanky is a character on the show, South Park. It was just so random that it was funny. Probably not a show for a good Christian to watch. But I’ve watched it and laughed because I guess I’m not that good a Christian.
OMG flaring one nostril…hilarious! I wonder if someone out there can do this. lolz
I don’t know. I’ve tried it and it is not easy to do so if somebody can do it then they must have a good control over their muscles!
your blog has the knack of capturing the funny ones, and you have the knack of making them even funnier!
my favorite would be, how to steal a meez! poor meez, she’s under current threat! hehe, time to consider employing a guard for her teeni!
LOL. I’m glad you would want to protect her. I don’t think anyone would really want to steal THIS one though. She’s such a little hussy and causes me nothing but trouble. LOL.
You deserve a Nobel for this post. I do not think that I will stop laughing or chuckling for another hour or so.
Glad you enjoyed them, Rummy!
these are funny. My favorite was
“room filling boobs”
HA HA HA
Yeah, that was one that had me scratching my head too. I wonder what they were looking for. Best not to wonder too much though. LOL.
You do get some weirdos, Love. Hahahahaha!
“baking mr hanky”- I don;t even want to think about it!
“room filling boobs” - They kikes they Ta-tas!!
“meez porn”- Puh-leeez!!
“thawing out house “- Umm, I saw this as someone wanting to thaw out the house , not thaw outhouse! I like your interpretation better!! LOL!
LOL. Yeah, I did take a little license with that one. But a thawing outhouse is funnier than thawing out a regular house.
Glad you enjoyed them though.
Can’t say which is the funniest, but definitely room filling boobs is right up there. No, wait. Maybe the thawing outhouse. That one I wouldn’t care to be around for, but sounds funny as hell.
The thawing outhouse makes me think of the show Mythbusters. I can just imagine them trying to thaw an outhouse with some crazy contraption they build and then having it blow up somehow. That can’t smell good. LOL.
these are surprisingly…clean
Hi Zoe! I do get some dirtier ones but I filter them out. They get repetitive and aren’t nearly as interesting as some of the clean ones, believe it or not. LOL. You have been missed - it’s good to see you. Will you be blogging again?
I’d be happy with bra filling boobs let alone the damned room!!
Ah - HAHA! LOL. Good one, mom! Still giggling.
They really are very weird! Makes you wonder about people.
My blog is not listed so I don’t get any. Maybe I should list it again? Not sure. When I did have it listed, the top search term was “dog poo”.
Anyway, I came over to say Happy New Year.
LOL. Dog poo is an interesting one. I know you write about a lot more than that so that is funny that that gets a person to your site. Thanks for the good wishes, RB. I hope 2009 brings only love, laughter, good health and good fortune to you. Thanks for the good posts, comments and friendship this past year as well.
Hugs to you!
Dude, did you know your Meez is a stripper now? lol I have been gone TOO LONG!
See? She IS a hussy, just as I’ve suspected all along. Now everybody has to believe me.
meez porn, really?
how hard up do you have to be for cartoon porn… REAL porn is just an internet mouse-click away…
It was you, wasn’t it Slyde?
Ahhh Shards of glass that is a very accurate description of Capn Crunch!
I watched South Park once for about 5 minutes years ago it was not to my taste.
I enjoy a rather low brow humor myself and tend to come up with off the wall things at home. It happens when one has been raised by hippies. However- I am not keen on people being disrespectful or put down humor period. To put it bluntly being an a-hole is not funny to me and I don’t like to watch that sort of thing or let the kids cut each other down in the house. I can’t remember if that was the issue I had with South Park or not- it was so long ago- but I suspect that was why I didn’t like it.
I have not watched television in my home for about 3 years now… LOL.
I don’t understand the reference to good Christian. I don’t know any of those sorts? I do know a wide variety of types- but I am only concerned in judging my own spiritual progress.
I guess that what I meant about the good Christian is I don’t expect people who are trying to cultivate what I consider to be good Christian values would find South Park a good show to watch. Probably because of the things it contains like put-down humor, the language, and the disrespectfulness shown between characters on the show, just the type of thing you described as not liking (among other things). So since I got a kick out of the show, I made a joke that I must not be a good Christian. See the winky face at the end of my comment? That’s how I let people know when I’m joking. I don’t judge anyone and was only talking about myself. Why do I feel like you took offense somehow? I hope you didn’t.
Actually I was thinking that perhaps you made the comment because you thought I might be judging your tastes in television. Which I don’t and I rarely get offended online. Once I did get offended by a blog remarks towards religious sorts and I still visit that blog on occasion- so I wouldn’t worry about it.
I can’t say that I recall South Park that much- if there was a lot of trash talk and pointed disrespectfulness in it- I probably wouldn’t have liked it.
I have observed in person that people who talk a lot of trash can dish but can’t take. I was at the grocery store once and a woman had two birds on her shirt (the F*ck You kind) over both her t-shirts breasts. It was a lovely shirt as you might imagine. Anyway some old guy made a comment about her and she got really offended. It was one of those eye rolling moments… since she was offending more people then she was getting back but now for pity sakes she was acting like a bleeding martyr.
I notice people with no manners acting like pigs in public, but if you do it back they freak out. If I was still a jerk- I would ride around in my car and piss off disrespectful bullies all day… it’s actually easy to do but not very sporting!
Better to be offended by very little and better still to not offend many.
Okay. I get it. Thanks. I don’t like those type of shirts. I don’t think they are appropriate to wear in public. I can’t imagine that you used to be a jerk. Must have been when you were a teenager?
I suspect you thought I was offended because I wasn’t cracking jokes. You see on occasion I have to be serious- in real life I am an accountant and sit on several boards- where I roll my eyes in the back of my head wishing I was at home picking my toes and watching Spongebob with my two year old.
That could be why. Please don’t feel like you have to be serious when reading my crazy search terms. I imagine that sitting on several boards is not very comfortable. I will crochet a cushion for you.
Love ya, Michelle!
hahaha….well I suppose the person searching for the “giant cupcake for their room” wasn’t the same person looking for “room-filling boobs”..unless the boobs were for another room in the house, haha
LOL. Good point!
You do get some interesting search strings, Teeni.
Mine are all poop, farts, and skinny bitch.
Hmmm. Actually, you haven’t spoken about SB in a while. I think an update post should be in order soon.
So much to say about those search terms but instead I’ll just wish you a Happy New Year buddy!
Thanks, Bush! It’s great to see you! Happy New Year!!!! I hope you are well and had wonderful holidays.
@Romi: unless “cupcake” is a euphemism. A nice, big pink one with a candy on top.