Search Terms of the Rich and Famous
Posted By Teeni on December 25, 2009
Okay, I’m not really rich or famous but I got your attention, right? ;)
My holiday gift to you is the most recent batch of wacky search terms for your viewing pleasure!
pics of a midget popping out of a cupcak - Wow! I’d come here to see pictures of that too. That would be one huge cupcake.
“top to bottom” mistress - I don’t know what a mistress would do if she was all top or just all bottom. So I guess it is a good thing that she is a mistress all the way around? I don’t know. Sorry. I got nothing.
sorry i’m late rice krispies - You know you really overslept when you feel the need to apologize to your breakfast.
dentist slogan - Um, okay. How about, “Getta Betta Bite with Us at XXXX Dental!”
cartoon yourselves - Woah! Just a minute there. You go and cartoon YOURselves! Sheesh.
double jointed tricks - Hmmm, could be interesting. I have to admit, I’m curious. Aren’t YOU???
gary sinise barefoot - Woot! And I’ll take him even with shoes ON! 
spootula - I think this must be the tool you use to scoop the clumping kitty litter.
wilton giant cupcake pan weight watchers - Obviously, this googler is expecting miracles. I think he is going to be disappointed.
amazing tricks anyone can do - Um, if anyone can do them, then what makes them so amazing?
ornament that says hussy - Is this like that cursing parrot in that joke?
meez jail - I didn’t know this existed. It could certainly change things around here, though!
touching hot cartoon - Not without your potholders, you don’t!!!
friendly smiling teenage boy - This one just makes me nervous - he’s gotta be up to something, right?.
really cool things that will leave peopl - That’s just the problem. Cool things are always LEAVING and that’s why we don’t have any.
teeni sexting pics - No, no I’m NOT sexting pics and I never will be in this body, anyway. You’re welcome.
Popularity: 19% [?]
LOL!
Merry Christmas Teeni!
Aw, hope yours was great too, DL!
Sexting Pics LOL!
How did I know that THAT was the one that would get your attention?!! LOL!
♥ Wishing You a Merry Christmas! ♥
Aw, thanks, Meleah! I hope yours was sweet too!
There’s a Meez jail? Woohoo!
Maybe Tiger Woods can tell you what a top to bottom mistress is?
Yeah, I thought you’d like the Meez jail one! LOL! Ooooh - I’m sure Tiger Woods could write a book on the subject! ROFL!
Wow, your search words are so much funnier than mine!
Never heard of ‘Sexting’ before but I guess it was only a matter of time! And actually am sure it would do them good to see pics of someone who’s survived breast cancer as oppose to the usual bimbo pics they seek. Not that such men will probably ever give up being shallow.
Have a great Christmas & New Year Teeni! L xx
Laura, you are one wise woman! I hope your Christmas was wonderful!
tee hee, i like the rice crispy one.
also, is Whitinsville any where near you??
That one is my favorite too! LOL! Hey - Whitinsville is about an hour away from me. Why? Are you going to be there any time soon? !!!! Tell me!!!
That was a great prezzie! Hope your Christmas was lovely and peaceful.
Thanks, Witchypoo! My day was pretty good.
I hope yours was wonderful as well.
Love that the little hussy is now in Meez jail!
LOL! I’m sure she’s done enough crimes. Now she’s gotta do some time!
Hi Teeni,
Hope you had a Merry Christmas! I like the spootula one…almost makes me wonder if they were trying for Spatula.
Guess what? One of my mom’s friends from church took some of my cards to show a friend and they want me to call them so they can put some in their little store to sell…now I have to get cracking and get my cards made…Christmas kinda wiped me out.
Happy New Year!
Hi!!!! You know I wouldn’t be surprised if they were looking for Spatula at all. Maybe they just had some spelling issues or a really strong accent. LOL. Oh, that is great news about your cards! I’m not surprised though - your cards are so nicely done that I would be surprised if someone DIDN’T want them! I hope it is fun for you and can bring you some money for your trouble!
MEEZ jail ??? … I am in MEEZ heaven chompin onna burritah !!
La Casita mama citah chmpin burritah El Hollydalio
Adoro mi nuevo MEEX, y no me hago estornudo. ¡Como y como y como algunos más! El queso está en la cara pero eso es bien… Ceno con la esta noche española. Los gritos y dispara fusiles en el aire (riéndose reír)
YHA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good, no?
Ha, ha! The “sorry i’m late rice krispies” made me think of periods and pregnancy tests. More like “sorry, I’m late and I think we’re pregnant” krispies… Yikes!
Oh the crazy things people Google! Thanks for the chuckle and have a wonderful New Year!!
Apologizing to your breakfast had me in stitches.
That was my personal favorite too!
Wishing You A Safe & Happy New Year!
Thanks, Meleah! Hopefully 2010 brings good things for us all.
Hugs to you!
All I can say, is it’s so wierd what people search for. Great list!
I know, right? People search for weird things. Thanks, GFTG. I gotta get to your place and see what you’ve been up to!
Kitty litter scooper! Lolz! I hope you and your hubs had a great Christmas! Any big plans for New Years Eve? Me, I’ll be working- it’s ok- I need the dough
Love to you Teens!
xoxoxxoox
Anne
Sorry you had to work on New Years and I hope your ride home was a safe one! We just had a quiet little New Year’s - just the hubby and I safe at home. But it was nice and we had a video game marathon. Sad to say, he is much better than me but it was still fun.
Well, my blog roll starts anew tomorrow. I’d be honored if you participate again in 2010. Leave a comment and you’re on the blog roll! Thanks for visiting and commenting in 2009.
Thanks, VE. I will definitely be visiting.
Happy New Year Teeni!
Thanks, Pumpkin! You too!
Hugs!
Good ones. My favorite dentist slogan is the “Everyday at the dentist is 2:30″ Get it? “tooth hurty”… Never mind…
LOL. Very cute, VE!
Teeni Teeni!
My MEEZ blew up … and dissappeared!
I think it is fixed now - that is too bad it didn’t work before though because it really was a good one for your previous post!